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FBIZI Investigation In Texazistan
The USSA's FBIZI, modeled after the efficient STASI of the German Democrat(ic) Republic, is hard at work in Texazistan. Ken Paxton, re-elected Attorney General, escaped the trap of his kitchen remodel...
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Biden Thin Dime Blues
iframe Stranded on D.N.C. Stage Debate DayBiden's shot, 'The One' says, "It's time"Biden's shot, 'The One' says, "It's time"Biden's shot, 'The One' says, "It's time"Ol' Jill'll spend it on Hunter's...
View ArticleIf and when Biden loses the election do you think he'll accept it and go...
I don't.I think we'll have the first presidential election in our history where the president refuses to accept the results, refuses to step down, and says he isn't going anywhere.What do you...
View ArticleTrump Survives "Mostly Peaceful" Assassination Attempt
While reports are still sketchy, it appears that former President Donald Trump has survived an assassination attempt which media outlets are describing as "Homicidal, But Mostly Peaceful" in Butler,...
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U.S.S.S. Statement
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 7/14/2024, 5:17 am — Replies 7 — Views 255
View ArticleMedia Issues DeTalking Points
Media releases detalking points on how not to talk about failed attempt to assassinate President Trump.https://revolver.news/2024/07/new-talki ... edia-scum/Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky —...
View ArticleDNC Quietly Trying to Recover "Enemies of Democracy" Playing Cards...
Washington, DC -- The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has been quietly trying to recover all "Enemies of Democracy" playing cards their operatives have handed out at college campuses, migrant...
View ArticleGOP Announces "Hitler-Hitler" Ticket for 2024 Presidential Election
Washington, DC -- The Republican Party officially announced its "Hitler-Hitler" presidential ticket this week at their national convention. The party nominated its presidential candidate for this...
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Trump and Columbo: Have you ever seen them in the same room?
I watched a few seasons of Columbo for the first time and came to the following conclusion. It seems to me that the people who accept or reject Trump are the same people who are charmed or not charmed...
View ArticleBehind The Scenes Account From Trump's Personal Security Detail.
Comrades, I have obtained footage, from an eminently reliable source, here in the Commonwealth of Australian States of Heaven (CASH). This information should explain everything regarding the security...
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Cho Bai-Din to watch this next election from his basement
"All the Best to you Kamala! (But I'm getting my old bedroom back)"Hillary Clinton Mainstream media announced today that Joe won't participate this convention. His funding, endorsement. and delegates...
View ArticleLet's Get Something Straight About Kamala Harris Right Now
Neither of Kamala Harris's parents were U.S.citizens at the time of her birth, so she is not a natural-born citizen of the U.S. Therefore, Kamala is not eligible to become President of the United...
View ArticleA National Ice Cream Day That Will Live In Infamy
Comrades, it has come to my attention how diabolical is the traitorous insurrection that has occurred within Party™ ranks and the underhanded tactics used to entice the greatest president America has...
View ArticleStatement from VP Harris.
From the Office of the Vice President of the United States:HA! HA! HA! HA !HA! HA!We must imagine what could be, unburdened by what has been.This is the theme for a new Disney theme park that imagines...
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Biden's Drop-Out Letter
Yesterday, Joe Biden's handlers wrote an open letter to America and placed Joe's signature on it. The letterhead is not on White House stationery and does not indicate that Biden is President....
View ArticleSocial Media Companies Scramble to Relabel Years of "Biden is Mentally...
'Silicon Valley', CA -- Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, and X (formerly Twitter) have been having emergency shareholder meetings since Joe Biden has decided not to run for a second term due to declining...
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Two Great Leaders
While Trump's inspiring display of resilience is fresh in our minds, let's also remember a similar display of courage by the unfairly maligned Volodymyr Zelensky.Two days into the massive invasion of...
View ArticleThe real info on Biden's "voluntary" step down
I, Pamalinsky have the exclusive inside skinny on why Biden really stepped down. Here it is: iframe Statistics: Posted by Pamalinsky — 7/23/2024, 5:43 pm — Replies 0 — Views 111
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KAMALA: a Blast from TPC Past
Without context, a collection of graphical impressions of the underwhelming wonders of Kamala Harris since 2021: Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 7/23/2024, 8:35 pm — Replies 0 — Views 57
View ArticleMake Kamala Grate Again!
Comrades, it's clear, as mud, since The Greatest President™, since 2020 has, Heroically™, in a display of Washingtonian™ Statesmanship™, was convinced that it is in best interests of The Party™ and,...
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